A downloadable awful skeleton monster

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You want a monster? Well howsabout an undead one? Howsabout one that's hard to hit but not super damaging? Howsabouts one that makes fun of your players when they miss? All this and more can be yours if you download a Pair Of Skeletal Legs and A Thrashing Spine With A Skull That Makes Fun Of You When You Miss! What is a Pair of Skeletal Legs and A Thrashing Spine With A Skull That Makes Fun of You When You Miss? It's that!

Also comes with a handy d6 table for awful things the skeleton can say to humiliate and demean your PCs and an improvised poem about BEING a skeleton that Our Benefactor made up to fill space due to misjudging logo sizes! A steal at 206 times the price! (206 is the number of bones most human beings have - if you have more or less, that's okay too!)

So why wait? Offend your players' delicate sensibilities with a ceaseless barrage of skeleton-themed cruelty today!

Pair Of Skeletal Legs and A Thrashing Spine With A Skull That Makes Fun Of You When You Miss is an independent production by The Eldritch Tomb and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License. MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.


Purchase

Buy Now$2.22 USD or more

In order to download this awful skeleton monster you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $2.22 USD. You will get access to the following files:

leggyskull for borgs_lultimo_skeletino.pdf 890 kB

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MY GOD! THEY'VE BROKEN FREE! THE SKELETON ARMY IS UNLEASHED!

Gods on high! One-hundred Pairs Of Skeletal Legs and A Thrashing Spine With A Skull That Makes Fun Of You When You Miss have broken out of the St. Jøgort Home For The Artistically Insane! We MUST round them up before they reign madness and death on the world! Well, more madness and death.

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